Idea of the site:


Forensic Cannibalism is a project that (poorly) aims to be the pinnacle of the internet. The site features personal pages, self-contained websites, blog posts about pretty much everything, and most importantly: a guestbook.

The main areas of the site include specifically curated content, such as blog posts and general info/history about the site. The rest of Forensic Cannibalism is organized into "spaces", which are user-maintained web pages that function as self-content websites. Each space aims to feel like something that could've been its own website completely separate from Forensic Cannibalism. We also prioritize legal free speech more than anything, providing an experience like neocities without the Y2K faggots.

All within Forensic Cannibalism, nothing outside Forensic Cannibalism, nothing against Forensic Cannibalism." -The Aquabats




Why you saw something you didn't like:


It's very unfortunate that this even has to be explained, but free speech includes people that you don't like. It's also important to consider that extremist left-wing beliefs are not being silenced on any major platforms, so places with free-speech are typically dominated by the people who actually need it. It's not that the owners of the site lean any specific way.

A lot of the themes of the site have been satirical, with the intention of pissing off punk rockers. Some of these themes have been Jewish-American biker rock, queer-Nazism, Zionism, "hip-hop sexy time" Jihadism, My Chemical Romance Flash Player sites, and sending Dean Zellers to Japan. If you take anything here seriously then you are retarded.




History of Forensic Cannibalism:


Forensic Cannibalism as a phrase means "The act of metaphorically defiling the grave of an idea in order to satisfy morbid cravings for obsolete comfort." A prime example of Forensic Cannibalism would be Y2K faggots born after the Xbox 360 pretending they were around for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and Jackass. The term came from the lyrics of the song The Opposite Of Have A Taste Of Your Own Medicine Is Don't Get High Off Your Own Supply by Fifty7%, and the meaning was made up on the spot. We're all guilty of it and we're proud of it here.


The site was born as an attempt to create a website like Nathan's Toasty Technology Page, and was originally hosted on github pages (you can actually still view this at forensiccannibalism.github.io). Money was later spent on a domain and the site was hosted off of a daily-driven gaming PC, much to the electric bill's dismay. The site went through many different focuses, all caused by the core issue of organizing a ton of random pages without making the site look retarded. This was solved in Alpha v4 when the main pages of the site became separate from the listed spaces, rather than everything being different sections of the same homogeneous site. This also resulted in the ability to give the site unique themes with every update, since it no longer had to match what were now considered "spaces". An old office PC was then resused as a dedicated server and the site has continued to update from that format.

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