Forensic☆Cannibalism
"Run by rock n' roll ninja biker brothers."
About
"You betta go 'head and clock that yourself, cuz." -Dean Zellers
Idea of the site:
Forensic Cannibalism is a curated self-contained internet with an experience similar to imageboards.
At its core, the site is organized into out-pages, which are internal individual websites managed by their contributors. Each out-page aims to feel like something that could've been its own website completely separate from Forensic Cannibalism. Out-pages are fully protected by the 1st amendment, and are only required to follow U.S. laws along with the simple guidelines of no ads & no data-theft.
All within Forensic Cannibalism, nothing outside Forensic Cannibalism, nothing against Forensic Cannibalism." -The Aquabats
Why you saw something you didn't like:
The current focus & theme of the site is trying to be the exact opposite of punk rock. This has been done by making the site American themed, incompatible with old browsers, and by focusing on content additions that are both controversial and praise Jewish people. The entire site is satire, as some people can't tell, and everyone is welcome to use it. Satire just isn't funny if it's extremely obvious. In fact, we didn't even want to include this part or the offended page, but it's necessary to make sure the site doesn't get nuked by dumbasses.
Some past satirical focuses of the site have been queer-Nazism, Zionism, "hip-hop sexy time" Jihadism, My Chemical Romance Flash Player sites, and sending Dean Zellers to Japan. If you take this seriously then you are retarded.
History of Forensic Cannibalism:
Forensic Cannibalism as a phrase means "The act of metaphorically defiling the grave of an idea in order to satisfy morbid cravings for obsolete comfort." A prime example of Forensic Cannibalism would be Y2K faggots born after the Xbox 360 pretending they were around for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and Jackass. The term came from the lyrics of the song The Opposite Of Have A Taste Of Your Own Medicine Is Don't Get High Off Your Own Supply by Fifty7%, and the meaning was made up on the spot.
The site was born as an attempt to create a website like Nathan's Toasty Technology Page, and was originally hosted on github pages (you can actually still view this at forensiccannibalism.github.io). Money was later spent on a domain and the site was hosted off of a daily-driven PC, much to the electric bill's dismay. The site went through many different focuses, all caused by the core issue of organizing a ton of random pages without making the site look retarded. This was solved in Alpha v4 when the main pages of the site became separate from the listed out-pages, rather than everything being different sections of the same homogeneous site. This also resulted in the ability to give the site unique themes with every update, since it no longer had to match what were now considered out-pages. An old office PC was then reused as a dedicated server and the site has continued to update from that format.