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(2026/05/05) Sensitive people need to be killed in the streets.
I just finished reading a manga called Ori no Naka. I don't want to spoil anything, so to put it in vague terms it's about a couple's horribly fucked up fall from grace. They just keep digging deeper holes, and all I can say is absolutely read it if you aren't a crybaby faggot. So I finish the manga and I check out what other people have to say about it. Art should disturb the comforted and comfort the disturbed but it should NEVER EVER cover topics that make me uncomfy.
These people are subhuman and I can't be convinced otherwise. There is zero brain power going on in there. Every comment was just "Oh my God this is so fucked up how can you read this! Anyone who reads this needs to be killed it makes me so uncomfy :333!" With comments like this you'd think it was about some crazy shit like kids, but not at all. The worst scene in the entire manga is Gomi jacking off with a period pad. The series is actually very emotional and has depth. All of the horrible things that the characters do is explained, and you can feel sympathy for them. But if a manga's "emotional scene" isn't someone getting shoved in a locker back in high-school then it's too far for these retards. I can't imagine what these people will be like in the real world when they eventually get kicked out of their parents' houses. They'd clearly be a burden on the functioning members of society, so sensitive people need to be killed in the streets.
(2026/05/05) Google isn't Satan, you just don't know how the world works.
So many people take for granted the fact that we can access search engines for free. They start to think it's some kind of inalienable right, and that tech companies need to spoonfeed us everything they make. If search engines like Google weren't selling user-data then it'd be a monthly subscription, because something this big just can't be a non-profit. If you don't want them selling your data then don't fucking use their stuff. And don't complain that it's so hard to live Google-free, because that just goes to show how far doing everything for free gets you.
Now don't get me wrong. Data theft is a huge problem on the internet, but in reality it's a necessary evil for platforms like Google to exist. Where data-theft is an actual problem is platforms that cost maybe two cents a day to run. 1001 Fonts does not need to be selling our fucking data. I probably host more than they do and I pay a grand total of ~$20 a year to do it. Now Google needs to be able to discover and index billions of pages, filter bad content, and serve it all to us as fast as possible. That needs some money.
Google recently decided to roll out an update that included a local AI model. Typically companies don't have to sound an alarm and ask you for repeated, enthusiastic consent before updating their app you installed. This is not "installing an AI model without consent," this is called a fucking update. Just to pour salt in the wound, the Redditors go and point out the supposed climate costs. Because as we all know, the second you run a local LLM your PC actually turns into a coal powered AI datacenter.
Computers are evolving and you don't get to vote no on progress because it makes you uncomfy. Ten megabytes feels like nothing today, while 40 years ago that was a pimped-out hard drive. We're nearing the stage where four gigabytes is nearly nothing, so if you want to be a luddite don't go ruining it for everyone else. I would never use Chrome for anything, but I think it's great that there's this option of an AI integrated browser for those who want it. So fuck Reddit and hell yeah Google. If I had an app installed on billions of devices I'd roll out a 32GB AI model just to say fuck the broke motherfuckers.
(2026/05/04) Eddie Van Halen is the greatest guitar player of all time.
We've all heard it a million times. "Oh, Eddie wasn't actually that good. Eruption is actually really easy to play." And then you ask them what the real greatest guitarist is and they show you some instrumental math rock band from Zimbabwe where the guitarist plays dissonant taps really fast in 26/8.
What these people fail to understand is that math rock fucking sucks, while Van Halen kicks ass. Nobody in the world actually hates Van Halen. Everyone who isn't a faggot pretending to be different is either neutral or thinks they're awesome. You can say the same for any classic rock band, but Eddie innovated in ways unlike anyone else.
Picture this: it's 1978 and you just listened to the new Dire Straits and The Rolling Stones albums. They were great and you got your usual taste of guitar solos. Then you put on the new Van Halen album and you hear the fastest fucking guitar solo of the century up to now. And then in the years to come, everyone tries to copy that playing and the requirements to be a rock guitarist go so high up that entire genres are created to rebel against it. You can't say the same about your bullshit instrumental math rock band from Zimbabwe that hasn't had a second of radio airtime. Eddie Van Halen is still the world's greatest guitar player regardless of how fast you can play your bullshit, so fuck you.
(2026/04/30) Jews are fucking awesome.
I've never been one to believe anything along the lines of "There's a big group of evil people secretly controlling us." My analysis of things, no matter what my beliefs were, have always been focused on how something could occur naturally. I firmly believe that certain races can be biologically inferior, with it being intellectually dishonest to completely denounce this idea. A lower average intelligence would lead specific people to commit more crimes and remain undeveloped, coming off as evil and inferior. Jews don't fit this description at all though. They gave us Google, Jeans, USB flash drives, Ben & Jerry's, Snapple, the logical architecture for all modern computers, and fucking Magrudergrind. The list could go on.
Now what have Muslims given us? Over 1000 years ago they gave us hospitals, cameras, and toothbrushes. Their only contribution to modern society in the past millenium was causing the creation of the TSA. They are a group that clips the clitoris of 8 year old girls so they cannot feel pleasure from sex when they become women, but we know Muslims don't like to wait until they become women. They do not belong in Western society and should not be allowed in it. Now tell me, what group of people stops the most Muslim terrorists from making their way in? That's right, it's the Jews.
I believe that stereotypes always exist for a reason, but Jewish stereotypes really aren't that bad. There's nothing wrong with using your money strictly for your own personal gain. If being stingy makes you a bad person then send me to the deepest pits of Hell. I never round up my 36 cents. Fuck those kids with leukemia. If anyone should admire Jewish people, it should be those on the right. They are exactly what they want to be. They are racially homogeneous, overall successful, highly intelligent, and culturally pure. Leftists are almost always the most prominent antisemites, who justify their violent antisemitism by saying "Anti-zionism ≠ antisemitism," as if they have any right to decide that. Jews are fucking awesome and God bless America.
(2026/03/29) People who don't know what larp means need to be killed.
Nothing pisses me off more right now than seeing someone use larp as a noun or substitute for poser. I used to not really understand when posts online would complain about white people stealing AAVE and using it wrong, but now I completely get it. WCORVE (White Chronically Online Racist Vernacular English) is being raped and pillaged by the same people who made dawg corny. There is no "a larp", larp is an acronym meaning Live Action Role Playing. The whole point of saying larp is comparing someone's actions to roleplaying.
It's still really easy to use it wrong though, even if you know the meaning. The best way I can describe using larp is like how doki-doki is used in Japanese. There is no "a doki-doki" or "doki-dokying" its just something that's said as-is to convey a thought/emotion. I guess if you aren't a faggot with too much screen time then don't even bother. Saying larp in real life makes you look like a retard anyways.
(2025/11/01) TranZit is overhated.
Most people, for good reason, think TranZit is the Israel of zombies maps. What they don't know is that it was console limitations that ruined it. The most common feature people will criticize is the fog. It slows you down and punishes you for not trapping yourself in a metal coffin to go from place to place. The fog wasn't actually a feature planned from the start. TranZit was just such a huge map that consoles wouldn't be able to handle how fast the map loaded if you ran around it with Stamin-Up. Most of the criticized features were actually not planned at first. TranZit really was on track to be one of the greatest Zombies maps in its early development.
There was also this idea to only make TranZit be destroyed if you completed the Moon easter-egg. I assume that was scrapped due to being forced to add the fog, and due to the logistics of forcing a small amount of players into a version of a map that others couldn't access unless they owned another game and DLC.
Pictured above is a recreation of the original map layout. No lava, no fog, and all of the locations you know still there. Pictured below are the leaked images that this was sourced from.
An extra note: remember how the map selector is the entire Earth yet there are so few maps? The Zombies Chronicles DLC was actually intended for BO2 but, as you know, got pushed back to BO3.
Die Rise actually had a similar problem to TranZit. I feel like it's safe to say it'd be a decent map if it wasn't for all of the fall damage making it so hard to get around. Die Rise was built around PHD Flopper being an accessible perk. Then it was decided that PHD Flopper would be "too overpowered" and it was removed. You can actually see the perk's machine for a fraction of a second when you go down the first elevator. I'm sure Zielinski regretted this though, as the failure of TranZit and Die Rise basically guaranteed he would lose his job.
Don't worry, things didn't always go this horribly for the Zombies team. In the case of Kino Der Toten, limitations may have made zombies as popular as it is today. Kino was very clearly meant for World At War, all of the visuals and mechanics fit perfectly. And for most people Black Ops 1 was their introduction to zombies. Could you imagine how many people would've never gotten into zombies if Five was the only map they could play? Kino being a Black Ops 1 map made for a great introduction to zombies with a map that wasn't too hard and wasn't painfully easy.
In conclusion free Zielinski and zombies will be good again.
(2025/11/01) Everyone on TikTok is a retard.
For some reason everyone under the age of 30 thinks they're immune to being lied to online. They see old people falling for stupid shit like an AI generated African kid building Jesus out of coke cans, and they think thats as far as it goes. I can't believe I just saw over 1 million people falling for a TikTok of a "North Korean sneaking footage". First, I'm just gonna lay out some reasons that it's a plain fucking stupid claim:
I've also got responses to any dumbass arguments you might have.
"But what if he's a higher-up who can use a VPN?"
VPNs aren't some fairy tale magic that hide everything you do. If someone is monitoring your network traffic, they're still gonna see that you're using a VPN. They just won't see what you access with the VPN. Anything like this would be found immediately no matter who was doing it, and definitely wouldn't last as long as it has.
"He probably found TikTok by searching for popular platforms, and it's a great place to post because it goes straight to the people!"
I can see how TikTok would be a good place to reach people fast, but only uploading it there is pure retardation. All important footage like that will end up lost forever within a year. Upload it to archive.org or (at the bare minimum) YouTube and now we're talking. Now if anyone discovered TikTok from searching for popular platforms, they would instantly disregard it for these very reasons, and for the fact that it's literally Chinese (China is repeatedly shown to help the DPRK with stopping situations like this).
"Maybe the footage is low quality because he compressed it."
The only reason he would compress the video is to be able to upload it faster to reduce the possibility of being caught. I already explained that any uploads will be found no matter what you do, but even then there's more wrong with this claim. If he uploaded the video to a compressing utility online, that would mean he's uploaded the video more than originally intended. If we give him the benefit of the doubt and say he downloaded a small compressor program, once again any kind of downloads or uploads will be identified quickly.