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Listen up, Democrats. You got triggered. It happens. Take a deep breath, grab a Snapple, and let the completely serious website run by "rock n' roll ninja biker brothers" set you straight.

First off: America is fucking awesome. We fought wars so you could have the freedom to be pissed off on the internet. You're welcome. Yeah, we're pro-America and we think Jewish people are awesome. Deal with it. They gave us Einstein, Seinfeld, half the music industry, and the ability to argue about anything for six hours straight. Our biker crew has more respect for Mossad than most governments, so cry harder. We especially don't care what color, gender, or other made-up identity you are. We judge you by whether you can handle a joke, ride a motorcycle, be a white-skinned straight man with colored eyes, and fight with honor.

The 5-Step Biker Trauma Recovery Program:

1. Go Outside - Preferably at a Trump rally where you can meet real Americans.
2. Listen to Real Music - Turn that inclusive antifa bullshit off and crank some Rush, Beastie Boys, or KISS.
3. Eat Something That Once Had a Face - Veganism is lowering your testosterone and making you complain like a woman.
4. Have Normal Sex - No more spreading your AIDS. Sex is between a normal Jewish man and woman.
5. Use AI - Put down your stupid fucking pencil. Generating naked pictures of people calms the mind like no other.

Real Testimonials

"I came here mad about the pro-America stuff. Left wanting a tattoo and Texas brisket. 10/10"
— Former Gender Studies Major

"They said something nice about Jews and I got really pissed off. These people are literally Nazis. 0/10"
— Gaza Activist

"I used to be a Jihadi rapist, but now I've converted to Hindu. I plan to vote in the next American election. 10/10"
— Citizen of India

"Not enough bathtub estrogen and lolicon. 0/10"
— Breakcore Artist

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