Forensic☆Cannibalism
"Run by folk-punk queer public-transport siblings."
OFFENDED?
That's okay!
Listen up (if you are physically or mentally able to), progressive folx. You got triggered. It happens. Take a deep breath (unless your disability prevents you from doing so) and, if you provide repeated enthusiastic consent, let the completely serious website run by "folk-punk queer public-transport siblings" help you.
First off: America is f*scist. They fought wars that benefit their own country, and that alone makes them ideologically the same as the N*zis. You're absolutely right to feel negative spiritual energy. Yeah, we're anti-America and we think Zion*zis are evil. The R*publicans can deal with it. America gives us homophobia, violence, racism, sexism, and bigotry. Our public-transport crew has more respect for The Trevor Project than most governments, so cheer us on if you would like to. We especially don't care what color, gender, or other identity you feel connected to. We judge you by whether you can read Marx, be anti-capitalist, and call liberals right-wing.
The 5-Step Public-Transport Trauma Recovery Program:
- Stay Inside - Going outside increases your risk of encountering uncomfy situations.
- Listen to Real Music - Turn off Kid Rock and play genuine art from the soul like harsh noise about gender dysphoria.
- Eat a Salad - Veganism is lowering your testosterone and that is a good thing.
- Create a Snuff Film - Normal sex is a wh*te supremacist ideal created by c*pitalists to suppress MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA++ folx.
- Draw Real Art - Pick up a pencil (if you are capable) and draw real art with soul.
Real Testimonials
"I came here mad about the pro-America stuff. My beliefs were affirmed and now I'm going to kill myself for unrelated reasons. 10/10"
— Gender Studies Major
"They said something nice about Jews and I got really pissed off. Now I understand they support the cause. I'm also very mentally ill and going to kill myself for unrelated reasons. 10/10"
— Gaza Activist
"I am a Jihadi rapist, and now I understand that my culture is not wrong, it's the bigots that are wrong. 10/10"
— I.C.E. Victim
"The pink colors gave me a euphoria boner. Not enough lolicon though. I'm also going to kill myself for unrelated reasons. 7/10"
— Breakcore Artist
